Who Is Teddy?
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Teddy was born somewhere in New Jersey in early 2017 or late 2016. His mother was a mongoose and his father was the illegitimate son of then-governor Chris Christie.
While his early years are uncertain, he was found on a porch in Camden in the fall of 2017, eating garbage. He was brought by a kind Samaritan to PAWS, Philly's second largest cat and dog rescue.
Teddy was neutered (ð) and spent two days at PAWS adoption center before being chosen and taken home by his new family. It was below freezing that day, and he was wrapped in an old blanket in the carrier for his departure.
In addition to his life of faithful service, Teddy is also an accomplished hip hop artist, and has released many EPs under the moniker 'PP Strong.'